Ok, here is a hardcore weight losing. You can really lose about 30 kilos in one month. No diets, of course! No other efforts!

NOTE: this is a REALLY heavy blow on your health. You can’t use this method more than once in a couple of years.

Expenses: about 150 dollars maximum.

Regularity: taking pills twice a day.

Ok, what do we do? We go to a drugstore and buy Triiodthyronin, Klenbuterol in pills. Then we go to a special body-builders’ drugstore and buy Twinlab one day capsules, Prolab Cuts II, Twinlab liquid L-Carnitine, Prolab Caffeine 200 Mg. Then we go to drug dealers and buy ephedrine. You can order it in the internet.

Expenses: Triiodthyronin – up to 5 USD; Klenbuterol (Chinese) – 5 USD, or Spiropent (Spanish) – 60 USD, vitamins – 10 USD, Cuts – 25 USD, L-Carnitine – 35 USD (you can buy three at once and it will make it even more thermonuclear!)

What do we do next?

Every morning before breakfast we take half a pill of Klenbuterol (0.02 mg), half a pill of Triiodthyronine (25 mg), vitamins, Cuts II – two pills, a caffeine pill and an ephedrine injection (20 mg). We wash it down with 1 g (20 ml liquid) of L-Carnitine and much water.

In the evening – Triiodtyronine, Klenbuterol – the rest halves and another couple of Cuts II.

Keep on doing it during 30 days.

How it works: Triiodthyronine – thyroid gland hormone, it speeds up substances interchange wildly in your organism and it burns up your flesh. Klenbuterol: thermo burning and anti-catabolic, it means that it burns up your fat and prevents Triiodthyronine to burn up your flesh. Cuts II is a lypo-tronic and appetite reducer. You really want to gobble food, not to eat but gobble it. L-Carnitine shifts energy balance on to fat, it means that it helps the organism to burn up its fat. Maximum doze is up to 8 g per day. Ephedrine speeds up your Central Nervous System and taken together with caffeine it causes a thermogenous effect. You take ephedrine only in the morning.

Ultimately you will get rid of fat. What do you do next? You sit on a strict diet! With this method you give your body a real shock. I recommend that you should go through a light therapy after that and that you shouldn’t drink tea or coffee at all. I mean – at all!

PS: Then we go to a surgeon for a plastic surgery to get rid of some unnecessary folds of skin.

PPS: And nobody abolished physical exercises and sport, right?

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